Hello @Schmoopy, I'm Ana and I'm here to blow you....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, May 10, 2015.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    ...out of your shitty Vacu-mart!! Thant's right, hurricane Ana touched down this morning right in Myrtle Beach, SC, home of the Schmoopster- wonder if he's OK?? I just hope he can hold out for a while- this is the closest thing he's had to a blow job for at least a decade.
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    His basement apartment gonna flood. :nooo:
     
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    Wet-vac sales are about to pick up.
     
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    Orec sump pumps.
     
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    JOHN DENVER floating around

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    [​IMG] :hump:
     
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    Mop gonna know pain. :bigcry:
     
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    Denver, John. :nojj:
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Boobs. Large and bouncy. :mjerk:
     
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  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Tropical Storm:fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cwl:
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Good god:nojj:
     
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    Ana Makes Landfall and Weakens to a Tropical Depression
     
  13. doughhead63

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    Schmoop, are your friends at SFN as concerned about your wellbeing as we at Dawg's are?

    :nojj:
     
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  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Poor Schmoop- first, no BJ from Lawsy, now no blowing worth a damn from Ana either. Hang in there Schmoop, maybe in another ten years or so...
     
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  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    The All Pappy is happy
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  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Wow! You people will laugh at anything!
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Except your GIMP's and posts.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    WTF?:mad:
     
  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Relax Schmoop- the drugs have taken effect.