Hello @Schmoopy, I'm Ana and I'm here to blow you....

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  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    ...out of your shitty Vacu-mart!! Thant's right, hurricane Ana touched down this morning right in Myrtle Beach, SC, home of the Schmoopster- wonder if he's OK?? I just hope he can hold out for a while- this is the closest thing he's had to a blow job for at least a decade.
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    His basement apartment gonna flood. :nooo:
     
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    Wet-vac sales are about to pick up.
     
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    Orec sump pumps.
     
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    [​IMG] :hump:
     
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    Mop gonna know pain. :bigcry:
     
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    Denver, John. :nojj:
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Boobs. Large and bouncy. :mjerk:
     
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  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Tropical Storm:fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cwl:
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Good god:nojj:
     
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    Ana Makes Landfall and Weakens to a Tropical Depression
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Schmoop, are your friends at SFN as concerned about your wellbeing as we at Dawg's are?

    :nojj:
     
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  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Poor Schmoop- first, no BJ from Lawsy, now no blowing worth a damn from Ana either. Hang in there Schmoop, maybe in another ten years or so...
     
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  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    The All Pappy is happy
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Wow! You people will laugh at anything!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Except your GIMP's and posts.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    WTF?:mad:
     
  20. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Relax Schmoop- the drugs have taken effect.