help a mouse

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  1. kellyg

    kellyg New Member

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    Am in the garage putting my hammer away and a mouse ran past my hand I threw the hammer and jumped on my car sitting on it now not getting off it
     
  2. blairg

    blairg loving Mari VIP

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    you're getting off a mouse? :weird:
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i want to have sex with your vagina
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    just open the garage door and let it run out
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    are you saying you're a mouse?
     
  6. kellyg

    kellyg New Member

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    Hell no the mouse is on the garage floor running around
     
  7. blairg

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    it's a fucking mouse BTW, grow a pair :finger:
     
  8. blairg

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    it's not gonna hurt you.
     
  9. Super Mario

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    Topo call out thread?
     
  10. kellyg

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    That requires me getting off the car and down there where it is..no way
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    blaarg likes mice in his anus
     
  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    suck it up with ur pussy
     
  13. kellyg

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    Nope Id drown myself if I was a rodent
     
  14. banksy

    banksy It's summertime VIP

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    slide in the car, dukes of hazzard style, lay on the horn, and wait for the cops.
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Good thing you were carrying your laptop, in the garage, while putting away your hammer
     
  16. blairg

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    :rolleye:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    lolz
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :hug:
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I was thinking the same thing, since it doesn't say she's posting from a mobile device. :jj: