help! all the ladies in my office burn scented candles / perfumed oils shit

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    and no, none of them are hot - all fat middle-aged

    AK-47 time?

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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    The old ladies are the worst. You know, the ones that walk by and you can actually TASTE their perfume? :puke:
     
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    Complain to management like they would if you was there shitting your pants.
     
  4. hockeygrl

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    And what the fuck is wrong with scented candles?
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I love scented candles :c
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    We're not allowed to do stuff like that here. :sad:
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Use the weapon depicted above.
     
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    :stfu: :shithead:
     
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    light your farts on a few of them to test that whole scented thing.
     
  10. Gomez

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    everything the fuck is wrong with scented candles. my eyes dry up, lips get chapped, nasal passageways get irritated. the workplace aint home, sweetie. need to leave that shit at home.
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Go to your local ford dealer and ask for a tube of XL-3 differential additive and just drop a couple drops around the office (closest to the offenders).
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jewiest post I've ever read

    Candles make your lips chapped? WTF?
     
  13. Gomez

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    did you just call me a heeb?
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i like my scented candles but last time i used em i got a headache. fragrances in the public/work/college setting are generally discouraged, in some places like school, (thats a learnin institution for all you ignert mothafuckers) there are signs up in some offices no fragrance of any kind, including deoderant are welcome in the space.
     
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    I'm going to go lite a scented candle in your honor, sir. :salute:
     
  16. HeinousMark

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    I'd start bringing smelly Indian food and stuff with lots of onions and eating at your desk, see how they like that... (srs)
     
  17. Gomez

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    there's a reason for that

    I can tolerate perfumes, colognes, deodorants .. no problem there. it's just that here we're a small office (old refurbished home) and everybody's near everyone else. if you read about workplace violence today it was me.

    good luck with that
     
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    even GHP, a female, gots my back on this one. :hat:
     
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    I burn these at home, love this scent - Biscotti. Smells divine.

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