HELP! Has This Ever Happened To You? (Amended)

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I started this story in another post but accidentally hit create thread before I finished it. Here's the whole story.

    OK, first some background. I'm a lawyer and I'm a regular in a lot of courts in the NYC area. I'm friendly with a lot of other lawyers, as I've been in practice for 25 years. One of the lawyers I knew was a young English guy with long hair like the early Beatles. He usually wore a baggy navy suit. I'll call him Will.

    One day, just before Christmas last year, I saw Will in the courthouse. He was wearing what looked like small pearl studs in his ears and was carrying what looked like a purse. I thought "weird English guy" and forgot about it.

    About a month later, I saw Will again in the courthouse. This time, in addition to the pearl studs and the purse, he was wearing women's low-heeled shoes and an open necked shirt with a gaudy necklace. He looked like he had switched to a pantsuit version of his prior navy suit. But what really threw me were what looked like two bumps on his chest under the jacket. Not fully believing my eyes, I asked another attorney who also knows Will and asked him what the story was. He said he wasn't sure but he thought Will was in transition.

    Then Will disappeared. I never saw him again. I thought maybe he went back to England or something.

    Fast forward to this morning. I'm in the courthouse elevator, going up to the third floor. I'm looking at some court papers in preparation for my case. The elevator stops at the second floor. A shapely young woman with a flowery low cut top and a thin summer skirt got on. She had substantial cleavage showing and being a boob man from way back, my eyes immediately locked onto the twins. They were shapely and impressive.

    After about ten seconds, I checked out her face and almost shit my pants. It was Will. And to make matters worse, it was clear that he had busted me checking out his boobs. He gave me an amused half-smile and said "How are you?" It was Will's voice, just a few octaves higher. I croaked "hello" and got off at the next floor.

    I'm totally shaken. I've just checked out a tranny's boobs and admired them. I don't know whether to laugh, cry, vomit or throw myself in front of a subway train.

    HELP!!!!
     
  2. MorningSong13

    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Get over it, Matlock.
     
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    cookie5000 aka Consuela VIP

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The 1st thread was better.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    So is will in your spank bank now?
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    FUCK, no. In fact, I may never spank again. I'm traumatized.
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I wish there was some way to delete that.
     
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    Did you tell It how heroic It was?
     
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    Divorce Chicken Turn me loose VIP

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  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    :jj:
    :hermanmunsterlaugh:
     
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    Will Murray??
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    If you supported the site, you could edit your posts. Is $5/month too expensive for a big time hot shot NYC lawyer?
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light

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    Never forget. #FailThread1

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  14. XXXXX

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    That would be pretty unerving - i'd guess the shock will wear off over time.
     
  15. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Can posts be deleted too?
     
  16. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    u should have got his phone #
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I think so. That seems to be mlaw's modus operandi.
     
  18. PSU Shower Room

    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    At least now you can argue with your ultra liberal friends about how trannies are a "trigger" for you.
     
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    Yes, at least GOLD anyway. Lots of advantages!
     
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  20. scoobyla

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    i bet u could get Will if u showed him all your mock championship wrestling belts
     
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