Help! Has This Ever Happened To You??

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    OK, first some background. I'm a lawyer and I'm a regular in a lot of courts in the NYC area. I'm friendly with a lot of other lawyers, as I've been in practice for 25 years. One of the lawyers I knew was a young English guy with long hair like the early Beatles. He usually wore a baggy navy suit. I'll call him Will.

    One day, just before Christmas last year, I saw Will in the courthouse. He was wearing
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Wormhole?
     
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    The emperor's clothes?
     
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    Season finale cliffhanger
     
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    No, I can't say that it has happened to me.o_O
     
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    Never happened

    to me


    or you :dadance:
     
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    Nothing? That's usually how I prefer my strippers and whores.
     
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    When will Howard address this?
     
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    this is quite the tenses
     
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    That happens to me all the time.
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    A Varvatos "outfit" ?
     
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    Pwned
     
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    The guy wasn't English either. That's just a gimmick that some lawyers do to set themselves apart. There's 1 in every major city. I've seriously considered copying that gimmick, but my British accent always ends up morphing into an Australian accent.
     
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    Sounds like this thread has suffered a big loss.
     
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    Quite the dilemma. :confused:


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