HELP having a crisis

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  1. Beths Tit

    Beths Tit Active Member

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    Last night i was having anal sex with a mexican guy and i was the top but the condom broke and the entire time i was fucking him it was bareback. He says he gets tested and is negative hiv but i am so worried. Should i go to walgreens to get hiv test or am i over reacting
     
  2. N Copter

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    Start picking out Mexican baby names. I suggest Paco.

    If you are really wigged out you need to see a doctor. You will get people on this thread and in your life that will fill you with crazy ideas and your mind will end up making into monsters. Go the ER and talk to someone if you can't sleep. Just know what could be real and what couldn't be real will help to calm your mind.
     
  3. baci

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    Go for your own peace of mind..........no harm no foul
     
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    Beth stern..since when do you need a mult to talk about your personal life?
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    I just noticed you said anal sex. Unless you are a straight pipe no baby issue.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member VIP

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    Romance in the air, don't listen to anyone here, let love be your guide.
     
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  7. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Assuming this is true, please allow me to correct your grammar....

    "Last night, I was having anal sex with a Mexican guy; I was the top. However, the condom broke while I was fucking him "bareback." He says that he gets tested for HIV, and is negative, but I am so worried. :scared: Should I go to Walgreens to get an HIV test, or am I overreacting?"
     
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  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Did he look like the short guy in this picture, if so, you're fucked:

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    Oh shit, I didn't think they might be guys. Plot thickens
     
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    Not Nice.
     
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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    :spit: :backlol2::lol:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Can you talk to my wife about giving me the pooper?
     
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    Maybe you should let her hit yours first with a strap on so she sees it isn't that bad.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    OMG let her Pussah me :jerk:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I figured this was a Lever mult.
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    i was betting on Bosch.
     
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    Walgreens hiv tests are best bought in bulk.
     
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    The dude was mexican and gay, right?

    He's got AIDS.
     
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    Maybe like some super flying chicken Mexican aids.
     
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    never happened.