Help me Beth, my head is stuck in a jar

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Jun 17, 2013.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Wolf looking for help as it's head is stuck in a jar. If Beth was there they would have kept the wolf around for Howard to take it's picture and the wolf would wave to Howard as it made a new friend.

    [video=youtube;Tj6quKEn3dw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj6quKEn3dw[/video]
     
  2. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Call a professional
     
  3. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    Get to a vet!
     
  4. Dlist

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    Get training to rescue animoes, then capture him in a plastic tub for future release and photo ops.
     
  5. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    "Is it a boy or a girl?"
     
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    Wait, wasn't this a reference to 'is it a boy pelican or girl pelican?'
    or seagull, or sea lion..I can't remember.
     
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  7. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Problem solved, next!!!


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    I once pulled a tin can off a porcupines head. Where's my red carpet?
     
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    It's a fox, Beff
     
  11. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    it needs a behaviourist