Help me ladies of the shed

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  1. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    My wife is pissed and I need to help, I really put both feet in my mouth today.

    She went to the salon today and got her hair dyed and cut really short today.
    When she came home and asked me how I like it I asked her when she turned into a lesbian and if i could get in on that action.:facepalm:
    She cussed me out, locked herself in the bedroom and isn't talking to me.
    I don't like her haircut at all, I liked the way she had her hair done before.
    Should I have lied and said it is nice even though I hated it?
    You would think that after 21 years of marriage I would know better and she would have thicker skin.
    Any tips that you can offer to get me back in her good graces so I don't miss my Wed night nookie would be appreciated.:cheer::cheer:
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    You broke rule 1.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    You get nookie once a week? I need to come to you for advice.

    Tell her you were stoned or something.
     
  4. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    eesh.. may I suggest jewelry?
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Ashley Madison maybe?
     
  6. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    :backlol2:
     
  7. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Oops. Massive fuck up. Acknowledge you're a dimwit, deny you think she looks likes a lesbian, and tell her the cut makes her look younger.
     
  8. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    more than once. Wed has been on our schedule since before we got married because when we were dating we both worked weird hours and were off on thursday so we have just continued the tradition.

    haven't smoked in years
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Then get GatGirl's number
     
  10. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Clean the whole house. Write her about the first time you saw her and how she is still that girl and always will be.
     
  11. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Then get GG's Number. hahah
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Again...

    :backlol2:
     
  13. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Please, it's scrawled on the walls of some of the finest prisons in America (and Mexico).
     
  14. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    That's hot.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    May I suggest you post before/after pics so we can first study up on whats transpired.

    Then discuss the best course of action?
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    OK, I'll get right on that
     
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    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How would you know?
    Wasn't the last time you got laid was when Regan was in office??
     
  19. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Stick your dick in a vice and let her squish it
     
  20. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Tell her that you got her confused with one of your buddies with bad hair. It happens.