Help me laugh at my withdrawal symptoms

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  1. eliasbboy

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    Coming off Effexor.

    Worst night of my life, even tho I know it's all in my head.

    On top of the withdrawal shit I've been legit sick for two days. Can't take deep breathes without a coughing fit that makes me almost blackout and I'm talking like Froggy from the Little Rascals.

    I'm a fucking wreck. Can't control my emotions one minute to the next. Again, all inside. My kids have no idea anything is going on besides my sore throat.

    I had to go out in my shop for a bit when I felt like bawling my eyes out and then became so enraged I ripped my heater apart with my bare hands.

    I was able to compose myself and play with my kiddos before putting them to bed but now I'm depressed as fuck because I let this happen to myself in the first place.

    I'm seriously considering taking an effexor so I can make it through the night.

    Tl:dr- Antidepressant withdrawal. Waaaah.

    :artiejj:
     
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  2. eliasbboy

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    I'll start...




    "You faggot."
     
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    This thread is going to be very embarrassing when/if I get better.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Smoke some crack, faggot.
     
  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Wahhhh
     
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    So far I feel much better.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Did you start with a hot shower? Make some coffee watch a movie. Try to relax.
     
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    There's the love I needed.
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    jesus christ dude
     
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    Thank God for my 60mgs a day of Prozac. :yes:
     
  11. eliasbboy

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    I can't stand up for more than 2 minutes without sounding like I ran a goddamn marathon.

    :suicide:
     
  12. HAL

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    u jack?
     
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    I'm trying to remember what was so bad this seemed better.
     
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    I'd only disappoint myself or call out the wrong name again.
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    :wtf:
     
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    You just need to relax. Listen to some music. Nothing stressful. Make ya fav breakfast in the morning. You been under a fuckton of stress lately.
     
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    My old man , rest his soul, would say "Hows about a good swift kick in the ass?"

    Thank you.
     
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    Shove a box of Click Sticks in your pussy.
     
  19. HAL

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    This is deep
     
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    Show off.