Help me you dickheads

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Miss Chriza asked a nigga what he wants for his birfday

    I have no goddamn idea what I want

    Tell me what I should ask for :cheer:
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I ask for a BJ every year
     
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    her love is enough
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    You guys are branching out with cooking. Ask for something for the kitchen. Knife set, blender, some shit like that. I'll please her because you do that together.
     
  5. Schmoopy

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    happy birthday, buddy! :party:
     
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    Demand that she loses those love handles. :puke:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wtf I don't want a blender
     
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    For her birthday I recommend long sleeve shirts.
     
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    depends on how much money she can comfortably spend on you.

    what's the price range?

    and axe her if hookers are out of the question.
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The fuck are you talking about?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Cowboys vs Broncos would be a good game to attend.
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Fuck you then.
     
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    She had love handles in that pic you posted. :dontknow:
     
  16. Schmoopy

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    Almost!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Because her tats?
     
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    Why don't you just fuck up and figure it out like the rest of us did
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :scratch: What the fuck?
     
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    :jj: