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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Does this sound right to you? I have two chicken leg quarters that need to be cooked immediately. I have never done it in the cast iron skillet so I want to make sure I get it right and don't dry it the fuck out. Please only serious answers, no skylarking or rowdiness.


    http://relish.com/recipes/crispy-iron-skillet-chicken/


    Crispy Iron Skillet Chicken

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    • Yield: 2 servings
    • Prep: 5 mins
    • Cook: 25 mins
    Executive Chef Eddy Shin at Chapter 8 Steakhouse in Agoura Hills, Calif., uses a cast iron skillet for his chicken, which he starts on the stovetop and finishes in the oven. This dish is best served immediately.

    Ingredients
    2bone-in chicken breast halves or leg quarters
    1/2teaspoon salt
    1/8teaspoon white pepper
    3tablespoons canola, peanut or vegetable oil
    Instructions
    1. Preheat oven to 450F.
    2. Sprinkle chicken with salt and pepper. Heat a cast iron skillet over high heat. Add oil and place chicken skin side down in the pan.
    3. Cook 7 to 8 minutes or until a crispy crust forms.
    4. Place in oven and bake 15 to 20 minutes. Pierce chicken with a fork near end; if juices run clear, chicken is done.
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    That recipe is perfect
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    You didn't even have time to read it yet you dumb gook
     
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    You can also do ribeye that way only don't cook as long. Stovetop to oven is a great way to cook meat.
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    i think you're supposed to shove them up your asshole before you cook them (to add flavoring).
     
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  7. DrivenByDemons

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    I swear to Baby Jesus I read it.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    There's nothing wrong with that recipe- DO IT!!!!!
     
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    What's to read? :dontknow: It's about 50 words long!
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Yes, the recipe is fine. I'd flip the chicken half way through its time in the oven so its skin side is up.
     
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    the longer you cook the bird, the juicier it becomes
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Popeyes.
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Oh, and I'm not a faggot.
     
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    Nothing better than crispy, well cooked chicken. Fried, broasted, cooked...
     
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    exactly
     
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    Throw them out and go to KFC!
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I know how to cook ribeye you goddamn kike
     
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    yes
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm trying to defrost it now and it's hard

    I filled my sink up with water and put the chicken in but it keeps floating to the top

    I need to put something on it to weight it down

    BRB