Help... My wife... Grr...

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    ok, here's the situation... My parents went away for a weeks vaca... Lol jk

    My wife is a bit of a slob sometimes. The kids will eat a meal , then not put their plates away. Seeing that the kids are young, sometimes there are plates half full of food on the table, some on the chairs, etc...

    I come home from work, and take all the plates, scrape the food into the trash, then put them in the sink....

    Your mission: who is wrong here?

    She gets pissed because I don't put them in the dishwasher...

    I get losses because she leaves plates covered in food throughout the house...


    Go...
     
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    Batwings Well-Known Member VIP

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    Put them in the dishwasher. She isn't going to change. If you stress about it, it's only hurting you.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo 2010 OG VIP

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    run out for cigarettes real quick like and never look back.
     
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    Does your wife work? FT? PT?

    Is she hot? (Serious question)
     
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    All legitimate questions that need to be answered, I'd also add who makes more money and didn't your dad tell you that you got slap her around every once in awhile just to keep her in line?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Since you can't change her behavior, ask yourself why you don't just put the dishes in the dishwasher if they are already in your hand, when you know that would be something she appreciated.

    Don't look at it as wrong or right. She's a bit of a slob, maybe she's worn out or distracted - just be nice, don't keep score, throw them in the dishwasher and go on about your day.
     
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    I feel you may suffer a big loss
     
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    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    this is the only important question really. If she's hot enough she could shit on the floor and you'd still be wrong
     
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    Next time she does it, fuck her sister's mouth
     
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    switch to paper plates, plastic silverware, and Solo cups :grad:
     
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    She leaves dirty plates and old food "around the house". Won't make a difference. I predict a full on hoarder situation in a few years.
     
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    TBH almonds and fish meatballs are devoured via paper plates most of the time at the Dump Button household :coffee:
     
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    advice
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    place extra trash cans around the house :grad:
     
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