WTF Help!! Need dog training advice

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  1. FishySausage

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    I got a new dog about 2 months ago.
    He's an 80lb mutt that is super mellow and gets along great with my other dog and cats.
    My issue, when we are at work he eats EVERYTHING. He's ruined just about anything he can get his mouth on. Including his own beds.
    Any advice?
     
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    Another annoying dog. Ever hear of the Pound?
     
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    He's bored. He needs a fenced back yard. Most large dogs want to run around when they're young.

    Wait till he does a number on your mattress.
     
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    Get another dog
     
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    Does it work on humans? Asking for a friend.
     
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    Try training a Jack Russell
     
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    Plenty of toys the more the less furniture he will eat.
     
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    Lol I. Love this stories dog tears house apart. Than shits and pisses. I walked my jack when he was a pup for 1/2 hour as soon as I got in the house he pissed.
     
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    Get some huge bones. The real ones that last forever. Some rawhide too.

    Big dogs don't do well cooped up all day. Maybe take him out in the morning and tire him out before going to work.
     
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    Just look at him and in a real gruff voice, give him a full, deep "No! No!" If that doesn't work, have him read Dr. Sarno's book.
     
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    I have a dog door with access to the yard!!
     
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    It happens while we're at work. He's an angel when we're home
     
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    He gets a half hour walk before I go to work and a half hour after
     
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    80 pounds?!!!

    Who gets 80 pound dogs? Jesus. How big a crap does an 80 pound dog take?
     
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    Have you tried using fire on the dog yet to correct the behavior?
     
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    Only one thing to do..
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    I don't know what Howard says to do about that. Probably to get a Mexican maid to follow him around.
     
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    How about 'the belt'. Is the dog familiar with 'the belt' yet?
     
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