Help Schmoopy Stay in Business

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  1. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member VIP

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    We all know that his vacuum store will not survive with competition fwom dept stores or any competent retailer. I was in New Mexico rast week and saw a vacuum store that also sold sewing machines. What pwoduct could Schmoop sell that would pwovide synergy with his vacuum lineup.
     
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  4. Brian

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    He'd have to sell them all used.

    ROR
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Attachments with red lips.

    Raff out roud?
     
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    head bondo.

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  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Bench-warmers.:facepalm:
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I made a $556 sale as soon as I opened this morning.:transcheer:
     
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  9. I invented that

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    Blow jobs.
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I've only sold a pkg. of bags since then though.:nocheer:
     
  11. I invented that

    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    $556, Was it a kirby.
     
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  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Kirby's are around $2000 and they still sell them door to door, shit mult!
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    sew vac. classic combo. gets busy around the 3rd of each month at 10 am and slows by 11:30 am.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :lol: woo woo woooooo! :jj:
     
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    :ulol:

    loser
     
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    :jj: That kinda illustrates just how bad their business is doesn't it?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Dinkus is so poor, he has to buy used paint.:giggle:
     
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    Encyclopedias
     
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  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    stupid. fag. pwned. lol. jj.
     
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  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    And he uses a paper towel cardboard holder with a dirty cloth around it to apply the paint.:spit: