Help! Someone, please get me out of this (date night with the ball & chain)!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beer Chugger, Sep 25, 2015.

  1. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    She wants to see this. Help, I'll do anything to get out of this.

    Howard related because he has no balls to say no to his wife either.

     
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    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    Things could be way worse. Just imagine if she wanted to take salsa or ballroom dancing lessons...

    Relax, have fun... things are good...


    :mexican:
     
  3. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Three simple words- "I am gay."
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

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    There are much worse things your wife can make you do than going to a movie.

    i.e. Dancing, hanging out with her friends, quilting
     
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    Send her my way.

    I will give her the best 18 seconds of her life.
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig

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    Roper says good fun movie.
    And she very hot and has that big cheshire cat smile.
     
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    ...white people problems.
     
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    FWIW. I heard a review on the radio this morning.
    Basically they said it was predictable but good.
     
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    Drinking, watching the ball game, getting laid..... none of which will happen tonight
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    She's not used to rides that last that long
     
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    Tits or GTFO is my motto. ;)
     
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    Don't be gay. Tell her that you'd rather have dinner and then take her home for some pile-driving time in the sack. Lube that flesh torpedo up and blast off into her brown eye. Done and done.
     
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    I remember when Deniro wasn't a total embarrassment.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking the same thing
     
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    Re-live your youth and ask her for a handjob in the back of the theater. Pile a few drinks in her first just to be safe. Always works for me.
     
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    Negotiate. You'll go see this movie, if she gives you a slow, steady blow job for at least 20 minutes.
     
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    What's up with these old Jews turning lame in their old age? It's a fuckin epidemic.
     
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    Tell her "no". You're the man in the relationship, act like it.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    spend your whole time at the movie imagining your playing with Anne Hathaway's Sweater Muffins.

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