Help! Someone, please get me out of this (date night with the ball & chain)!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beer Chugger, Sep 25, 2015.

  1. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    She wants to see this. Help, I'll do anything to get out of this.

    Howard related because he has no balls to say no to his wife either.

     
  2. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    Things could be way worse. Just imagine if she wanted to take salsa or ballroom dancing lessons...

    Relax, have fun... things are good...


    :mexican:
     
  3. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Three simple words- "I am gay."
     
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  4. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    There are much worse things your wife can make you do than going to a movie.

    i.e. Dancing, hanging out with her friends, quilting
     
  5. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Send her my way.

    I will give her the best 18 seconds of her life.
     
  6. Pig

    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    Roper says good fun movie.
    And she very hot and has that big cheshire cat smile.
     
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  7. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...white people problems.
     
  8. Mack29

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    FWIW. I heard a review on the radio this morning.
    Basically they said it was predictable but good.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Drinking, watching the ball game, getting laid..... none of which will happen tonight
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    She's not used to rides that last that long
     
  11. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Tits or GTFO is my motto. ;)
     
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    Don't be gay. Tell her that you'd rather have dinner and then take her home for some pile-driving time in the sack. Lube that flesh torpedo up and blast off into her brown eye. Done and done.
     
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    I remember when Deniro wasn't a total embarrassment.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking the same thing
     
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    Re-live your youth and ask her for a handjob in the back of the theater. Pile a few drinks in her first just to be safe. Always works for me.
     
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    Negotiate. You'll go see this movie, if she gives you a slow, steady blow job for at least 20 minutes.
     
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    What's up with these old Jews turning lame in their old age? It's a fuckin epidemic.
     
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    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Tell her "no". You're the man in the relationship, act like it.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    spend your whole time at the movie imagining your playing with Anne Hathaway's Sweater Muffins.

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