Help us get Hal laid!

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    everyone knows hals a virgin so im tryin to get up some money to get him an escort! whos in?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    HAL couldn't get laid if he crawled up his floor chicken's ass
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    HAL is gonna fall in love with a prostitute.
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    im putting up 2 bucks american
     
  5. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    That would require Gandalf like powers, so hal's not getting laid.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    money will get anyone laid
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Neckfat. :cwl:
     
  8. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    Yeah, but you have to find someone who will lower their standards so low that they'll fuck hal.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    lets get as much money as we can!!!
     
  11. Xhorder

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    Team hal!
     
  12. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative

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    Give the money to me. I'll keep it safe, I promise.
     
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    fuck that
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    how much you putting in?
     
  15. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Whattya need bus fare from Baltimore to WhereverHalIs Canada? two seats? :c
     
  16. Xhorder

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    I'm in for $5... good enough for a toothless meth-head, right?
     
  17. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    Hal getting laid
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    were up to 7 bucks :dance:
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    :idea: maybe we can get him a hot tranny!
     
  20. Xhorder

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    Where's Zeit when you need him?!
    :belch: