**Help Wanted-Mod Position for the Saloon**

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by MONK, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Dawg and I are possibly looking to add a new Mod to the Staff due to the increased activity.

    If interested, please post reasons that you feel you would be a good Mod and what value you would add to the Saloon.

    Previous experience preferred, but we will train the right applicant if they seem fit.

    Also, we pay fucking nothing and expect you here a lot. Including weekends.
     
  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Be aware of the perks. Each mod gets a daily reach around from Monk.
     
  3. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I'm an alcoholic with a drug problem, I think I've earned this.
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    And if you put peanut butter on your balls Dawg will lick it off.

    Naz takes advantage of this daily.
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Has Naz been let go?
     
  6. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    I count beer bottles backwards. [​IMG]
     
  7. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    He gets my vote :worried:
     
  8. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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  9. Blackened

    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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  10. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    "downsized"

    :jj:
     
  11. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I'd shoot everyone dead within an hour :c
     
  12. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    If it's small stuff like moving threads and shit like that, I can help if you need extra hands.
     
  13. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I don't have any friends, don't play favorites, am here a lot, a lifetime invested member, prior mod at a few sites (most of which are now gone), don't drink or use drugs, and have an above average cock
     
  14. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    No one going to submit a serious application?
     
  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I get along with everybody and have had the least amount of meltdowns. Also I think it would be the politically correct thing to to do to have me as a mod.:smiley:
     
  16. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I have previous Mod experience at "The Little Board That Couldn't" and The MM Board.
     
  18. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Mutt might be interested, you never know. :D
     
  19. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Mario would be good, he never pops off :funny:
     
  20. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member

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    I heard they sent him a PM 3 weeks ago but he doesn't know where his inbox is. :dontknow: