WTF Helpful tips for mating with a horse

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    1. Arousing the Stallion

    2. Stallions are aroused by the smell of horse pussy above all else.
    3. If you have access to a mare, then gentle her till she will let you finger
    4. her...then coat your fingers with her juice. Now rub your fingers across
    5. the stallions nose! He will react even if she is not in heat! He knows
    6. the smell! I have done this to geldings! Horses that have been castrated
    7. and they still got a hardon!!! Also pet & rub the horse and rub his
    8. cock...don't pull on it hard.. be gentle...big as it is it is still tender!
    9. If you rub his belly and sheath slowly and gently and let him smell some
    10. horse pussy juice then he will erect. If you can find a horse in heat then
    11. grab some urine and refrigerate it. Take some out and thaw it when you
    12. want it. Rubbing some hot mare piss on a stallions nose will make him
    13. horny as hell! He will be all over you! Once a stallion smells that he
    14. doesn't care what he fucks! He just wants a hot hole.
    15. Make sure there are no other horses around...otherwise he will jump them
    16. instead of you!
    17. Some horses have been trained too react to certain cues, others react to
    18. their own natural cues...I remember a $1,000,000.00 Arabian stallion I
    19. trained.. He stuck his tounge out about 1/2 inch...when someone would rub
    20. this small crescent he would instantly get a raging hardon...more proof
    21. that stallions are very oral. This stallion had never had sex with a
    22. mare...he had only climaxed through the intervention of humans and was
    23. quite happy with having sex in a artificial vagina with the help of
    24. humans...training does wonders.

    25. NOONE SHOULD ATTEMPT VAGINAL OR ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH A STALLION
    26. unless they have are experienced in fist fucking or have taken a large dog
    27. in to the max ( IE knot and all). A horse has an enormus cock and could do
    28. serious damage to someone who is not prepared. A horse cock can easily grow
    29. as big as the knot in a large dogs cock so if you can't take that in then
    30. you aren't ready. PS. A large dog can stretch you where a horse can fit
    31. if you make the switch before the hole shrivels.

    32. Country boys - you kbnow where the animals are and how to get them...you
    33. don't need to read this.

    34. City Boys - Drive out to the suburbs and find some isolated horses.. try to
    35. encounter them in the day and get them used to you then return at night to
    36. have some fun. IF there are stables around then spend some time there.
    37. Sign up for riding lessons or whatever and then kindof fade out and help
    38. groom the horses and clean the stalls. Chances or whoever runs the scene
    39. will be glad for the help and won't question your prescence there. You can
    40. help run the show by day and return for sex at night. Just be careful,
    41. there is less privacy in the city as compared to the country. You sure
    42. don't want to be caught!


    43. New animals on the block!!

    44. We now have miniature donkeys and horses as well as the larger ponys to
    45. play with!

    46. These animals reach a maximum of about 200 pounds for the purebreeds and
    47. somewhat larger for the crossbreeds. You can buy or breed an animal just
    48. for your size specifications! Male and female animals made to order.
    49. Miniatures are currently selling (dec. 1991) for $300 to $3000 depending on
    50. pedigree. Anyone can find a horse their size. Support and promote these
    51. animals. They are salvation to us all. The mares are tight and the
    52. stallions are all sizes...one can be found to fit any hole.
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    Anyone else do a large dog before a horse, or did you go straight to the horse?
     
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    I strongly disagree with number 27.
     
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    I thought this was a marital guide for Howard.
     
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