WTF "Her personality lights up a room......"

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  1. Lemmy

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    Why is it on the "Dateline" type murder/news shows the broad victim is never described as "she was kind of a dud"? Instead of it always being "a former beauty queen turned perfect mother that was loved and cherished by everone's life she touched". Wouldn't it be refreshing to hear "she ruined her ex-husbands/family/friends and was a chubby boozer that lived in a trailer and child services took her eight spawn"?
     
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    Nobody wants to watch an epsiode aboot ugly people getting killed.
     
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    Fatties
     
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    They say the same thing about Beth.
     
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    Joan rivers made some jokes about some of the 9-11 victims were great people when you know they weren't all good people
     
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    Ugly people suck
     
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    No doubt. So glad I'm handsome.
     
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    It makes degenerate assholes such as ourselves feel better about still being alive..
     
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    Marry one to get more BJs?
     
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    Same reason that when a shit head dies, everyone says "he was such a great guy."
     
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    Seems like you're trying to Norm McDonald's famous "Janice" bit..... Not verbatim, but very close :no:



    Wouldn't want that karma
     
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    Make a thread now about "The more I learn about this Adolf Hitler.... the less I like him."

    Wow-wuh.
     
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    I think Norm is great but I have no idea what you are talking about. Between this apparent faux pas and my lack of talent I guess my comedy career is fucked.
     
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    "Animalgod was loved by everyone and kept his apartment immaculate for when his many model girlfriends stopped over."
     
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    For the record, Lemmy, I like your posts and I think you are very talented. Don't let Norm McDonald's theft of your act and career down-spiral detract from your meteoric rise here on the HS Board.:thumbup2:

    Now, if I could only figure out what your avatar is . . .
     
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    Lemmy, I'm waiting on the delivery guy to bring my egg. I'm as anxious as a little girl!
     
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    ...i always like to see the real pics of the people involved whenever i watch one of these shows. theyll use good looking actors that are a far fetch from the real people. its also fun for me anyway to see the pics of the happy couple, posing as if theyre in a state of bliss but theyre really drunks, addicts, and cheaters. cracks me up when i see those happy family photos.
     
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    I didn't want to but I notified Norm's people.

    You are blacklisted, pretty much, now

    :console:
     
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    I don't want trouble for Dawg

    It's just.... my conscience was tearing me apart :depressed:
     
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    It is certainly possible I heard the bit you are talking about at some point. All I know forr sure is that every time I watch one of these "guilty husband/boyfriend" shows is how all of these victims could have been models and should be bestowed sainthood.
     
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