Here Comes Beth Man..

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Here Comes Beth Man, Here Comes Beth Man, right down Dame Beth Man Lane!
    Yoda, Buddy, and all the prisoners at Stalag Beth will bring joy again!
    Cats will starve and be neglected, Beth and Wiggy will fight..
    DawgShedders be happy, and tune right in, cuz Beth Man comes tonight!

    Here Comes Beth Man, Here Comes Beth Man, right down Dame Beth Man Lane!
    She's got a bag this filled with coke (allegedly), Instagram will be filled again!
    Hear the pelican coming down the stairs, oh what a horrible sight
    Beth jumped in bed, covering her head, and Beth Man comes tonight!


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    Merry Christmas Stern Forum!

    :dance::dancin::dadance::dancin2::etm::sd::punk:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Here comes no laughs
    That wasn't funny
    Stop trying you fags

    She's on a beach now
    They don't know you
    Get a hobby you fags
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Unemployment
    Your mom's basement
    Howard doesn't care

    So go outside
    Get a job
    No one thinks you're cool
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    mother fucker what the fuck. I thought we were cool de la...
     
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    Here comes Chriza Claus
    Here comes Chriza Claus
    Right down loser lane

    He's here to tell you
    You look really sad
    Obsessing on their lives
     
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    But if that's all you have
    Chriza goes to the lav
    And looks at porn on his phone

    And while you stalk Beth O
    Chriza says Oh No
    And jerks hard on his bone
     
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    Here comes the Howard board
    Damn they really bored
    Stalking Beth online

    Chriza eats his burgers
    And wonders why
    Some people can't unwind

    But I guess some niggas
    Just need somewhere to vent

    So Howard and Beth have fun on a beach
    While losers get all bent
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    you rat bastid...
     
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    That wasn't a joke, I jerk off all the time
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    :lol:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Ops wasn't that bad either tho imo :grad:
     
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    here comes chriza claus
    here comes chriza claus
    right down irony lane

    he says they're obsessed
    but no one would have guessed
    that he stalks people here the same way

    they talk about howie
    he talks about them
    from where does his gayness stem

    post another food pic
    wont fix the bumps on his dick
    we all wish he'd go back to the bar

    jump into a bathtub with a toaster
    kanye west is a better poster
    and even bro's a better cook


    :)
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Well...with Ralph some where in a corner in a speedo waiting for Howard...
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    He had like 5 verses tho. You need to step up your game
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    i've got my sleep cocktail knocking me out and you're demanding more verses :mad:
     
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    Jesus Robert Wagner and Louise Fletcher will do whatever for an acting gig!
     
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    Idc. I'm watching Robert Wagner and Louise Fletcher attempting to act in a shitty Dennis the Menace movie right now
     
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    God and to think that bitch was in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
     
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    :jj:

    I can still post from the bar :smile:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    he's not a fan of an overcrowded nation
    his uncle made him a victim of molestation
    and that really explains a lot

    he wears backwards hats
    and knows all the trailblazers stats
    but who really gives a fuck

    he might still wear braces
    how did he get back in dawgs good graces :mad:
    please banish him back to the barrrrr


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