Here I am making fried rice.

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  1. Bro

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    I think I cut off the tip of my left middle finger.

    I didn't heed my own advice. @freds

    I chopped a fuck ton of vegetables.

    I was good up until the mushrooms.

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    I made a mess.

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    look at those grimey ass finger nails
     
  4. Shivvy

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    Can't wait for the spinoff
     
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    Thank goodness you're not a mohel.
     
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    BLACKFINGAHHHH

    ba ba da ba

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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sicilians have black blood pumping through their veins


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  11. Bro

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    yes
     
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    you chop that shit way too tiny
     
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    no
     
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    Why do you insist on cutting the damn vegetables so TINY??? :mad:
     
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    why don't you want to chew your food?
     
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    Because I can.
     
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    There's nothing wrong with those veggies you plonkers
     
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