Here is a Recap of my first workout on Insanity doing the pylometric Cardio.

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  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    So im in alot of pain right now. the Insanity cardio is like only 44 minutes or something but it took me an hour and a half to get through it because i kept having to break. Also i was trying to get the right form but just fucking gave up and was jumping around not even knowing what I was doing.

    I was about to turn it off and Give up when there was 20 minutes left but then.......all the guys took off there shirts!! I was like Hot....and I pressed on!:smiley:


    This was definitely made for gay guys. I want to have sex with the dude that keeps telling me to push it and dig deeper. so I just kept telling myself that If I finish the whole thing hell be my boyfriend because I have fucking issues.

    I did not have any smoke breaks but I did recover with 3 slices of pizza :facepalm:which is a joke but there is no other food in my house right now. Im not doing low carb so I have to go to the grocery store tommarow and get some low cal healthy shit .
     
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    I did not take any smoke breaks either this time.
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    STFU.

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    mcdonalds for lunch, insanity, 3 pieces of pizza :jj:
     
  5. flatty

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    :facepalm:
     
  6. wetback

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    don't stop the dvd, just take a break, recover and start back when you can. it's brutal, but, you'll get better each day!
     
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    You should really stop smoking bro. You'd be surprised how quickly your cardio abilities will increase if you do.
     
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    YA BUT HE'S AFRAID HE WILL LOSE HIS FELATIO ABILITIES
    :gayhand:
     
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    I can't think of anything I'd like to do LESS than this ridiculous workout.
     
  10. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    :nono: you forgot these:

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    using "FELATIO"

    gayer than Mario could ever be. :smile:
     
  13. Super Mario

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    So far it's stupidity at best !!
     
  14. Super Mario

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    I'm going to stick with it I really like the things u do in it move wise. I just like to be perfectionist when it cones to form I'll try not stopping it next time
     
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    :up:
     
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    A tattoo of Dr. Ivan?!?! :c
     
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    one step at a time.
     
  18. Super Mario

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    Thats next years new Years resolution . I have to finish what I started though with my weight goals for this summer.
     
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    this will get you cut, just watch your food choices!
     
  20. Super Mario

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    It sucks And I never want to do it again But I also never want to buy my own dinner ,not have sex with hot guys , and eventually not work so I have to make some sacrifices