Here is my Cojito.

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  1. Bro

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    A Cojito is a Mojito with coconut rum.

    It's really fucking delicious.

    I know. Why not just buy a mix? It tastes just as good.

    You'd be wrong.
     

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    Bottled mixes are for poor people.
     
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    You might be on to something.
     
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    Him being a pussy and drinking faggoty gay drinks is more of a problem than him being poor.
     
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    My local liquor shop owner tried to push mojito mix on me. He clearly had no idea who he was dealing with.
     
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    My black friend went to turks and caicos and brought me back a bottle of rum.
     
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    So drink it over ice with a splash of Coke like a man.
     
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    Coke? lol amateur.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I got 10000 doubloons that it was actually your dealer.

    Amirite? :c
     
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    You might be right. :c
     
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    Since it's considerably less to make it from scratch…
     
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    You are going to flair up your diverticulitis and fibromyalgia drinking alcohol Bro.
     
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    It's ok to drink on my diet. :whistle:
     
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    I will be waiting on the thread where you crashed and burned and ended up in the ER.
     
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    I thought this was a thread about Cojitus :mad:
     
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    Happy new years mok and Dawg.
     
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    That already happened.
     
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    Take care of yourself Bro. You are killing yourself drinking that poison.
     
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    I know. At least I'm not eating fast food.
     
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    here's my chili con carne. :c

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    It's still cooking. The beans are still too hard. I soaked them for 16 hours ffs.