Here is some of my 'old man' wisdom for you shitheads. Most of you can use it.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    1.) Careful of the toes you step on today, they might be connected to the ass you're kissing tomorrow.

    2.) Always follow the 6 P's Principle; Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

    3.) When you walk out the front door in the morning, walk through that door with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind.

    :grad:


    There are a couple more, but I'm kind of high right now.

    :dave:
     
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    first
     
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    I never kissed anyone's ass...even when it could have done me some good.
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    4.) When you're old and high, keep extra diapers nearby.
     
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    Please dont eat that yellow snow...
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    What?
     
  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I went out to buy a seersucker suit at Cox's but ended up at Sears.
     
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    never trust a "woman" with the adam's apple
     
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    5.) If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    Correction.

    I am not kinda High, I'm way High. :grad:


    That reminds me, I'm going to smoke some of that Hash.
     
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    Dave did they make you watch a state of the company webinar today at work?
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Bro, these are life principles, not some crappy ass webinar bullshit.

    :c
     
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    Were these pearls of wisdom from the new Welfare pamphlet that your case worker gave you this morning?
     
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    Never buy tacos from a 9 fingered Mexican.
     
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    is that the one that has a pic of everyone but a white person represented?
     
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    Dave definitley understands the basic shit that helps you roll through life easier...Like him or not...he's got that