Here we go again..."I satisfy Beth so much she doesn't masterbate"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She has got him so deluded. Kudos Beth!!
     
  2. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    Fully Loaded!!!
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  3. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    Howard thinks photos in the Hampton's 2011 magazine wouldn't make the final draft.

    Someone go into detail about that above.
     
  4. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    if Howard doesn't witness things himself, it never happens.... maybe he was doodling again.
     
  5. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    I wish a caller would point out that in reverse their relationship would be like one of the guys from Jersey Shore married to Rosie...and Rosie constantly wanting sex from them.
     
  6. YokoOhNo

    YokoOhNo Well-Known Member

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    might haver missed your metaphor but wouldn't it be like one of the jersey show guys wanting sex from rosie all the time? Either way, the situation is ridiculous much like howard s relationship
     
  7. Noshferatu

    Noshferatu Active Member

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    she doesn't need to masturbate since she's out most weekdays humping boy toys , she must have the fake orgasm down perfectly for the pelican under a minute, nice ...
     
  8. Coconut Sid

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    On tuesday, Howard said he only lasts a few minutes with Beth in bed. If Beth isn't masturbating, she's getting her sexual pleasure elsewhere.
     
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    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    On today's show he acknowledged he had a bit of a tiff with his Beffie yesterday. He apologized for saying something like, "maybe I should go out and work some more". FUCKING PUSSY whipped!
     
  10. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    She doesn't masturbate because she is a cold empty selfish childlike gold digger.
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Well she doesn't shit..so not masturbating is just as believable!
     
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    chadp1234 New Member

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    she also doesn't shit and doesn't want to be famous.
     
  13. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    She tugs her clit, farts & shits, in girl town
     
  14. Pissed_on_Fan

    Pissed_on_Fan Well-Known Member

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    she probaby never figured out how to do it.

    (you saw her try to open that seagull tub lid... rigghhhttt?)
     
  15. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    And if you don't believe that, he'll punch you right in your fuckin' head, he will knock you the fuck out. One punch, pelican style Kung Fu on your ass.
     
  16. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Excellent point. And that principle visit prob. fucked with her head for life.
     
  17. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    She goes through more vibrator batteries than anyone on the Island, guaranteed.

    Its funny to hear old men think they are cocksmen.
     
  18. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Almost as funny as 18-20 somethings that think they know how to fuck. :whistle:
     
  19. NiggalissCage

    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    LOL, an old man has been heard from.
     
  20. Spazzmatazz

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    :udancin:

    +1! :c