Here we go!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I seriously don't try to find stuff to entertain you guys. This is just my fucking life.

    1st: spent all day watching 4 other kids. I stink like baby barf, my house smells like baby shit, and I'm fucking exhausted. I'll kill my brother if he doesn't get home - which, he called my mom and said he was safe, so it stopped me from flipping out about being scared for him.

    His wife asked me last night to go out with her, to her uncle's house for a "big party". I've known this family since my early teen years...know him well. Bit of a history but nothing impressive.

    I agreed - despite the fact that I HATE GOING OUT. I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE, OR HAVING TO DO MY HAIR. I just know she's struggling, and PP wanted to go golfing anyways. Kids will be at their dad's.............I couldn't find a reason to say no.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    [video=youtube;ZwI02OHtZTg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwI02OHtZTg[/video]
     
  3. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    You could have said no.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I expect pics from this party :cmon:
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Glad to see youre better today punkin.
     
  7. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    So, you are going to a party but you don't want to go and you smell? Right?
     
  10. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Just go and have fun and enjoy yourself . wear some make up and do a good job on your hair.:smiley:
     
  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Interesting... just two weeks ago you were using "going out" as a weapon against the "PP"....

    I guess you figured that out if he's still around... point being, you should probably figure out which battles are worth fighting before you expend all your energy week to week like life is a cracked out whack a mole game.
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thanks man. I was sick worrying, until mom called and said she'd heard from him. Back on the wagon - the rest is their own to deal with. My job...............just try to juggle both and stop freaking out, I guess.

    Back to the story at hand: I HATE going out. But I couldn't think of a reason to say "no".

    Her uncle called me tonight. Informed me that it was going to be a "pleasure pleasing" party.

    A fucking dollar to anybody who immediately knows what that means, 'cause I fucking didn't.
     
  13. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    dont ever make fun of me for my spelling again okay mr. run on.:smiley:
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I went to my sister in laws - but I hear your point J. I really do.

    I'll let you know if I EVER figure shit out.

    Don't wait by the phone.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Swingers probably. Lucky
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Fuck off you google eyed faggot.
     
  17. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    a "pleasure pleasing" party means you wear a short skirt with no panties

    Her uncles sounds like a freak
     
  18. Porn Stache

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    My husband ran off on a bender.


    LET'S PARTY!!!
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    turns out, this is a ..............let me think how it was stated............

    fuck
     
  20. Splash

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    You poor girl :console: