Here's a pretty funny response to Kanye West's Grammy stunt

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  1. RenchFries

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    Juvenile, but whatever. It gave me a chuckle.

     
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    why are those guys dressed like its 1988?
     
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    They were a Van Halen cover band, and are now an 80s hair-metal parody-band. Awesome musicians, actually.

    Some of their songs really kick ass, and their lyrics are funny. I like that they're not shying away from calling people "faggots".



    Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
    They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall

    Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
    They can suck each other just because they're gay
    They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
    Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"

    Death to all but metal
    Death to all but metal
    Death to all but metal

    Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
    All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
    Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
    They're not worth the crust on my underwear

    Where is Def Leppard? Where is Motley Crue?
    Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

    Death to all but metal
    Death to all but metal
    Death to all but metal

    Kills those fucking fuckheads who programmed MTV
    They can suck my ass with all the record companies

    Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
    Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
    Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
    They can kiss each other on the camel toe
    50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
    Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

    Death to all but metal
    Death to all but metal
    Death to all but metal


    :jj:

    Come on, that's some funny shit.