Here's a subliminal fact of life that most people don't even realize.

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  1. Habit Forming

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    That is that as men grow older, our value increases.
    As women get older, their value decreases.


    Here's my theory as to why I think this way.


    It's common to see an old ass man with a hot twenty-something year old broad. Especially if the old man has money.
    It's uncommon to see an old beyond cougar years chick with a strapping young dude. Unless he's a damn freak who's into all gray pubic hair.


    But in this society and many others, men place women's value higher just because of pussy.


    Am I wrong about this?
     
  2. Stone Cold

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    Thank goodness these silly logarithms do not apply to my charmed life!
     
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    Silly, huh?
     
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    Hmm

    As the wife gets older she wants more sex.

    Win win
     
  11. Bethstampon

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    No offense bud, but everyone thought of this first, it is a known fact of life woven into the fabric of society and the psyche of millions of people over millions of years. It might be the least original revelation ever posted on this or any message board.

    No offense, though.























    :c
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    His next thread will be about mattress tags
     
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    I like older women... Young chicks look good, then they start talking and. :facepalm:
     
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    Older women = less hassle n bullshit
     
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    Lumpy! :cheer:
     
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    Yay!
     
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    Legendary poster Lumpy! :yay:
     
  19. Habit Forming

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    That's right. Old age is payback to all them stuck up don't-give-no-pussy-to-a-nga-when-they're-young chicks.
     
  20. Johnnykstaint

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    Nope youre pretty much right on.