Heres my broken piece of shit bass

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Fucking gay thing I always spend hours trying to fix it so I can record a song and it enver fucking works. The white and black wires are supposed to be connected to the 2 prong things, but they wont fucking do it and i need to smelt it on or something but i dont have the proper equipment. I swear to god im this close to just chucking the whole thing out of my 4th floor window

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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :shit: thread
     
  3. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    The Pain. The Twink. The Page. :grad:
     
  4. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    it's a 2 minute fix Gary. DIY
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Gary bass be fishes yo
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    that sucks Gary, was excited to hear a great bass solo.
     
  7. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    stop eating your guitars Gary
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    Do you mean solder instead of smelt?
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Gary just head down to the Oslo Park and suck a couple dicks and you'll have enough kroner for a new guitar in no time. :gary:
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    Gary is a gay twink blacksmith. :grad:
     
  11. Parrishgolfer

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    Photo's from said "fourth floor" please...twink. :rolleye:
     
  12. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. VIP

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  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Dude im not in the mood for that right now
    i dont have a solderer
    thanks man :( And i think the new song is pretty cool too...
    yeah sure dude how about i shove a guitar up your ass instead??
     
  14. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    whine all you want i'm not forking over any cash.
     
  15. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    post that eating smiley again and ill lifetime ban you from all my threads
     
  16. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    smelts are good
     
  17. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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  18. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    i thought you were dead :eek:
     
  19. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;B4n54MIMFM0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4n54MIMFM0[/video]
     
  20. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. VIP

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    Alright, calm down, grouchy.