Here's My Dinner! 07.05.2013

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jul 5, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Let me just start by saying that I've decided to start my diet on Sunday instead of today. For reference, this whole meal clocks in at over 2200 calories.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Have your parents tried to kill themselves yet?
     
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    fatty kid ashtray :facepalm:
     
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    There's a pizza and a slice in that box?
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Why is that slice shaped like a heart?
     
  6. gilaet

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    Is that a woman's pizza?
     
  7. Gas Face

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    The one candy bar says "lunch." you shouldn't eat it for dinner. :nono:
     
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    :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
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    Cuz he's a faggot. :jj:
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    wtf is kjottdeig&lok?
     
  12. face palm

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    bet his dog is gonna get a good hard fucking tonight
    gp2 style :cool:
     
  13. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Gary can I PM you?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Get your cat off the keyboard
     
  15. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    I don't actually know
    I live by my own rules :cool:
    Jealous???
     
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    canine spanish fly :cool:
     
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    Actually, yes. :bigcry:
     
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    What breed of dog semen goes best with that dinner Gary?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And your parents' own money :cool:
     
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    I don't have a cat.