Here's my fucking breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 7, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :facepalm: I am a glorious winged faggot


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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    10g protein... :jackoff:
     
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    Bacon and eggs with a cherry danish for this dieter.
     
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    iced coffee is my regular summer breakfast.
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    An ex of mine just sent me a picture of her 15 year old daughter in a little sexy outfit

    What the fuck, thanks now I feel like :pedo:
     
  7. wetback

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    @jared
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She's all like "I'm in trouble aren't I" :worried:
     
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    i had a smoothie and a hard boiled egg :down:
     
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    oh and the yolk went down the wrong pipe so ive been coughing for the past 20 minutes
     
  11. EasyJesus

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    @Schmoopy
     
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    I had a blueberry muffin and cookie from Neesie :dance:
     
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    It's gotta be an undercover sting operation for sure.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    have you guys ever conversed with @Cinnaminion ? shes very angry all the time
     
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    Has he shown back up yet? :worried:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    OMG I had pineapple for breakfast too
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Nonsense. I'm really fucking nice. :cool:
     
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    She gotta be lying about the age. This is no 15 year old.
     
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    Are you sure it's not your daughter?
     
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