Here's My Healthy Fucking Lunch 5/15/13

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 15, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    hi Teeney Popeye Brules Kanye FTM et al
     
  3. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    I see deep-fried things.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    its not gonna make your hair grow back, dude
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    are you a fucking sparrow?
     
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    Ain't no Costco free sample :(
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Boom

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    (I'm eating a salad too, Chrizer. I just have to give you shit.)
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Penne pasta soaked in soy sauce?




    Say THAT five times fast.
     
  10. Shivvy

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    how much money does your mom give you for lunch every day?
     
  11. Chiva

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    You seen his girlfriend's tats? She is definitely a swallow.
     
  12. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I see lots of creamy white stuff
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    Oh not this dumpster salad bullshit again. :facepalm:
     
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    I'm going for sushi, I'll take a pic when I get there :hungry:
     
  15. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Oooooooooooooooh shit!
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    "The last two times, the tomatoes have been terrible. The first time, they were terrible looking. Tonight, my husband asked "where are the tomatoes" and he was told that they ran out. You ran OUT? Your NAME is sweet tomatoes!!!! They finally found some. They were far from sweet.

    Two selections of chicken noodle soup tonight ...little else worth having.

    I think I will stick with Fresh Thyme from now on instead of Sweet Tomatoes with no tomatoes."
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I made a mess :mad:


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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    "Figured I'd give Sweet Tomatoes one last try. I REALLY wanted a salad for lunch and it was the only place in the area I could think of that would be rather quick.

    NOTE: Lunch prices have been raised to $8.79 and this does not include a drink. SO. NOT. WORTH. IT.

    Make your own salad is fine. They have plenty of options for toppings and plenty variety of dressings. Their pre-made salads are slightly meh. Along their salad bar line is about 3 pre-made cold pastas. These...are gross. I tried the tuna one thinking it seemed simple enough. Upon looking futher you could tell this was all a mix-match of left over pastas....3 different kinds to be extact....including linguine. Linguine, shells, penne...really!?

    Everything else here is BLAND. I cannot emphasize this enough. Tried both the cheddar brocolli and creamy mushroom soups. Both were awful. Both were surprisingly lacking flavor.
    Their hot pastas...even more bland. No salt. No seasonings. I mean really how can you screw up both spaghetti and alfredo. Ew.
    The breads were dried out. The cornbread was overly dense and tasted off. I think I've had better luck at an Izzys as far as buffets go.
    Now I understand why this places is filled with senior citizens. They probably can't taste anything! I will not return.
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  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I hate you Brules
     
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    Looks good bro.
    You cant go wrong with anything with sour cream and potatoes in it