Here's to swimmin with bow legged women

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  2. LonghornJ

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    Tie me a sheepshank.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Can you explain to me the Lawsy v. Schmoopy feud?
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    Ya got city hands Mr. Hooper
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    We're gonna need a bigger boat.
     
  6. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Is this a ritual fags do before they fuck?
     
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    I used to play cards with a guy who looked like Robert Shaw. We called him Robert Shaw, but he didn't know who it was so he didn't get it. :nocheer:
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    It's Lonnegan. You follow?

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  9. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    "I’m not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock."
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    hey I thought you only posted while you were at work...
     
  11. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    He works at an all nite sex shop now.
     
  12. mrd160

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    [video=youtube;GVmeeYwEiQw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVmeeYwEiQw[/video]
     
  13. LonghornJ

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    Gentlemen... this is not the time or the place to perform some half ass autopsy on a fish.
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    It makes me shudder what hes gonna have fer lunch...
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    The crusty mop strings have lots of muscle building protein.
     
  16. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    I was about to say "cue Elias Jaws gifs"... :jj:
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    In nearly 35 years of experience I'm starting to harden my stance that Jaws is in fact the best movie ever made.