Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Apr 8, 2013.
Tie me a sheepshank.
Can you explain to me the Lawsy v. Schmoopy feud?
Ya got city hands Mr. Hooper
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Is this a ritual fags do before they fuck?
I used to play cards with a guy who looked like Robert Shaw. We called him Robert Shaw, but he didn't know who it was so he didn't get it.
It's Lonnegan. You follow?
"I’m not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock."
hey I thought you only posted while you were at work...
He works at an all nite sex shop now.
Gentlemen... this is not the time or the place to perform some half ass autopsy on a fish.
It makes me shudder what hes gonna have fer lunch...
The crusty mop strings have lots of muscle building protein.
I was about to say "cue Elias Jaws gifs"...
In nearly 35 years of experience I'm starting to harden my stance that Jaws is in fact the best movie ever made.