Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Jul 15, 2013.
Here's to me
I say that when I drink
So guess what.
I'm watching little Nicky and yes I like that movie.
When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.
I would kill for a few Popeyes wings right now.
I say "Here's to us- And FUCK everyone else."
It's subtle, but I like it.
You say that with dudes??? Kinda gay bro.
It's fuck everyone ELSE, not fuck US.
Now, the fact we drink in dresses while blowing each other might be considered a tad gay, but I will defend that toast all night.
Get it in ya!
That ain't candy!
I don't talk much when I drink
my wife tells the kids I'm taking my medicine
and to leave daddy alone
I always liked the old Irish one:
"Here's to those that love us.
For those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
For those whose heart's he cannot turn,
May he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limp."
sometimes at a Polack party someone will yell out na zdrowie! whilst toasting and there were a couple of times were I almost reaponded
You are like my best friend forever.
Reminds me of a joke:
Guy gets pulled over for speeding and as the office walks up he can hear the man yelling at his wife.
"Do you know how fast you were going sir?"
The husband answers, "Actually office I had know idea-"
The wife interrupts "Yes he did officer! I told him! You're gonna get a ticket going so fast! That's what I told him!"
The husband glares at her and yells "Will you PLEASE shut up?!"
The officer continued, "Sir, I see your seat belt is not secured. Were you aware that is against the law in this state?"
The husband answered, "Golly officer, I had know idea. I usually wear it but-"
"That's a lie!!" His wife yelled. "Officer, I TOLD him to buckle up. I TOLD him it was a law and he said not as far as he's concerned!"
The husband turned toward her and yelled "Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH??!!?"
The officer leaned in the window to address the woman.
"Ma'am, does he always speak to you like that?"
The woman smiled and answered, "No officer. Only when he's drinking."