Here's what I WANT to say...........but this is what I HAVE to say:

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Oct 26, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Here's what I WANT to say:

    YOU CUNTBAG MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT SLOP-PIG PIECE OF SHIT. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I NEED TO LEAVE YOU BEFORE YOU GET THE POINT? I GOT FUCKING MARRIED. YOU HAD AN UGLY KID. THAT I'M GOING TO SHOVE UP YOUR NEW WIFE'S ASS AND PULL THE UGLY SNOT OUT OF HER FUCKING NOSE IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. THEN I'M GOING TO SMASH OUT EVERY WINDOW IN YOUR CAR AND HOME, AND BURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND THE HOUSES OF EVERYBODY YOU LOVE, YOU PSYCHOTIC FUCK. AFTER I FACE-FUCK YOUR MOTHER, AND SHOVE HER JEW-NOSED FACE UP THE ASS OF A STANDING COW.

    Here's what I REALLY say:

    Sure, you can take him to hockey.
















    Is it just me that has to tone shit down like this? :dontknow:

    Anybody else have to tone themselves down?
     
  2. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    you need to smoke some weed, slips
     
  3. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    yep
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Come sit that sloopy cunt on my face Slip. I wanna sniff your asshole
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Gold

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  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Do you work for Hallmark?
     
  7. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Sorry. :nocheer:
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've tried.

    I hack my face off. It's just embarrassing for everybody. :facepalm:

    I've accepted that I can never be a drug addict of any kind. Gotta stay with the alcoholics.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You'd buy that card and you know it.

    :lo5:
     
  10. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Leave it to the marine to charge into the line of fire.
     
  11. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    watch those Freudian slips
     
  12. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well this looks like a fun little thread.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Brave buggars.
     
  14. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    whats not to love :dontknow:
     
  15. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    you could bake some 'funny' brownies :idea:
     
  16. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    lol

    You did.
     
  17. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    Man, I can not do edibles anymore, might as well take some purple micro dot. :crazy:
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    right? Why are you so mean?

    I'm clearly a lovable soul.

    dick-shit

    :bigthink

    I really don't have anything better to do.
     
  19. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    holy hell! is that stuff still around?
     
  20. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I think xyster typed sloppy instead of slippy by accident the other day. the o is right next to the i on the keyboard after all.