Hernia repair

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  1. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Tell me about your hernia repair surgery. I need to have one. What can I expect?
     
  2. LonghornJ

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    They're going to shave all of your pubes off
     
  3. blotchy

    blotchy ncvv hmasfdgvb reggvbawedfm VIP

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    I just looked on youtube, probably best you don't know.
     
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  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I can tell you about a vasectomy or LASIK proceedure if that helps.
     
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  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    From what the news reports said, you'd better pay attention to this thread, as you're going to get a hernia carrying around all the materials for your "retraining".
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Lock car doors, arrest/confront no one, retire. Doesn't seem so bad. :c
     
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  7. Daveindiego

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    It's really bad.

    They rate pain from like 1 to 10 in the hospital, you can be expecting 18's.

    Jesus, you are fucked.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Did they at least also offer assisted suicide as another option? You might want to ask about that one.

    Oh jesus, this is bad.
     
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  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Remember the last time you actually cried from pain?

    That x 1000.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Mine was a lark. It was in my abdomen. Sleepy time, wake up, take pain pills for a day or so. Take it easy for a couple of weeks. No sweat.
     
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    Probably a better approach to bullshit him. Good call.
     
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  12. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    I did the vasectomy thing years ago - a wise investment.

    :shakey::shakey::shakey:
     
  13. Bro

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    I had one some odd years ago.

    It was the worst experience of my life. Apparently mine was pretty bad because I didn't get it checked for a couple of years until the pain got to the point where I thought was getting ball cancer from my cell phone.

    After the surgery the pain was a million times worse. For an outpatient procedure they kept me over night. It took me 2 weeks before I could go back to work.
     
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  15. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Have you had any problems once you healed up? Do you know how they repaired it - mesh patch? mesh patch plus mesh plug?
     
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  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I love those pictures of guys with gigantic ball sacks. I don't see how they can get out of the house.
     
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    I do okay
     
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    what kind of hernia?
     
  20. gwartney

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    @Bro did your bag get really huge? Any pics?