Herrro roundeyes, need advice to lose virginity

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  1. ChaoDing

    ChaoDing New Member Banned User

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    Herrro.

    Women ignore me hear in my new home of America.

    White women don't want me and my fellow asian women love white men. Case in point, my sister who plays cello at uc-berkeley is banging a gaigan trumpet player! :facepalm:

    Whats an asian boy to do?

    How do rye overcome my virginity!?
     
  2. rob82

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    Schtick posting, love it want it need it
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    have you tried going the Lady Boy route?
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You have no chance.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Get a better shtick? :asian: :dontknow:
     
  6. ChaoDing

    ChaoDing New Member Banned User

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    :scratch:
     
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    ninja poster. White women...generally avoid...Asian men.
     
  8. LONGBOARDER

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    Call Havoc. He'll help his niggaz out.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Although I know a Japanese guy who got a real live white woman. Their kids were all like six feet tall and beautiful.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Oh wait I know TWO Japanese guys who got white women. This other guy had TWIN HALF JAPANESE GIRLS in my class. You knew they were going to grow up HOT.
     
  11. ChaoDing

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    Not even in the old country do we do that.

    We would rather have sex with chickens then to commit the sin of romosexuality against buddha.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What the fuck would WE know about getting laid?
     
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    One of my Chinese teachers pronounced "hobbies" as "hobbits." It was hard not to laugh. "What are some of your favorite hobbits?"

    She told us when she got married it was hard because she had to smell all day, and she meant she had to smile the whole day.
     
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    I've never seen a man naked.
     
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    all asian men must fist have sex with black men before entering the american hetero world...
     
  16. ChaoDing

    ChaoDing New Member Banned User

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    rye'm not japanese, those guys have all the luck :mad:

    rye'am southeast asian. i have bad teeth and only know how to cook soup :sad:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Chao means fried in Mandarin. Fried Ding.
     
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    I heard about your yellow fever roundeye!!

    Stay away from my sister!!!!!! :nono:
     
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    While perfecting your mult, did you also happen to learn that connecting here with a proxy is a no no?
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    Time to say goodnight, Dick! :D
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do you know the story of the shield that can stop every sword, and the sword that can pierce every shield?