Entertainment He's alive! He's alive! The King is alive!!

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  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Video of the 81-year-old King of Rock'n'Roll here:

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird...raffic.outbrain&utm_campaign=traffic.outbrain

    :prancing:
     
  2. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Duh. Elvis, Hitler and Bigfoot were all spotted in a Milwaukee 7/11 back in the 90s.
     
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    I can tell you exactly why I know that Elvis is dead.

    Because if he wasn't, there is no way the King would've let Lisa Marie (and his grandkids) anywhere near that child molester Michael Jackson.

    The Big E would've shot him full of more holes than a TV in the Jungle Room.
     
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    I knew he was alive. Elvis is immortal!
     
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    Looks like the lawyer that negs everyone minus the motorcycle.
     
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    Everybody knows he hangs with Bat Boy.
     
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    In all honesty, I would love to see in my lifetime one of these hoaxes/conspiracies proved true.
     
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    You mean they couldn't have picked a better lie than he died squeezing out a turd?
     
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    Even if, how will this news stop the U.S. from it's rapid decline? :coffee:
     
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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    C'mon, don't be cruel.






    Sorry. I apologize.





    Couldn't resist
     
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    :chimp: no way his alive
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean, that would be the only thing that could stop the U.S. from its rapid decline.
     
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    Elvis was in "Home Alone"

     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    That dude is way delinquent on his taxes.
     
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    :backlol2:

    :thumbup2:
     
  16. The Booey

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    Freaky the way the "actor" twitches his head - just like Elvis.
     
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    Which would you choose and why?
     
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    Actor's tend to try to...you know. ... Act like the person they're pretending to be.
     
  19. the G-man

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    I have to admit. I'd love to see Elvis still alive, have him come out of hiding and do a series of albums with Rick Rubin ala the "Johnny Cash American" recordings.

    But, as noted above, it aint gonna happen.
     
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    Did I ever tell you about the time I ran into Jim Morrison on the shores of Lake Erie?