"He's the fattest Vegan I know, Robin"

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  1. jyanks

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    Howard about Rick Rubin.
    I know a fatter Vegan, Howard.
     
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    Yes, I can't figure this out...for some reason Aunt's Tom Cabin is off limits...
     
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    Well, the most generous interpretation is that Howard knows El Gunto is bullshitting about staying vegan, and has been inhaling various fried animals left and right for months.

    But yeah, it's crazy.

    "He's the... fattest vegan?... I know: Robin!"
     
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    I am just listening to this on the replay. How the hell can Robin lay there and cackle at that comment? :jj:
     
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    If you drink enough smoothies, eat lots of fried veggie burgers on buns, slathered in vegan 1000 Island dressing, and chow down enough fries, you can become a fat vegan. I think she gorged herself on fries in France because "there were no vegetables". :facepalm:

    I can't wait to see her cookbook (which will be written by Gavin Murphy and contain recipes she'll never make or eat).
     
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    Oh sure, that's entirely likely. I was just trying too hard to come up with some possible way that Howard's comment could still be truthful.
     
  8. wife is a whore

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    Gotta consider the beer to. I know a vegan borderline alkie that has plenty of back fat from throwin Guinness down his gullet constantly.
     
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    Fixed. :c
     
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    Then he isn't a true vegan or even vegetarian for that matter because Guinness has fish bladders in it from Rudd fish.
     
  11. Willowglen

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    Actually what he said He WAS the fattest vegan I know.

    Take it for what you will.
     
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    Thanks, that's fascinating. I checked el wikipedia and it seems they're not so much "in it" as they ('isinglass') are used as a yeast filter, much as animal bones are used as a filter in making sugar, so you'd kind of have to be a hard line vegan to care.
     
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    Yeah I shouldn't have said "in it" but you know how particular vegans are. The couple I know don't even want their soy burger cooked on the same grill a hamburger has ever been cooked on.
     
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    You know he was jabbing her on that comment.
     
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    Robin is truly the elephant in the room whenever there's fat talk going on.
     
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