Hesitation Wounds lead to Intestine Throwing!

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  1. Avery

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    HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.

    Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

    When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture, said Lt. John Heinemann.

    Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.

    The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.

    The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.

    He underwent emergency surgery, and remained in critical condition Tuesday. Carter had a history of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and has been taken to the hospital for psychiatric reasons in the past, Heinemann said.


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  2. CAPTAIN KIRK

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    Hahaha love these kind of absurd headlines
     
  3. Groucho Marx

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    Wow. That is fucked up.

    Who would have known that stabbing yourself repeatedly in the gut wasn't a surefire way of suicide?
     
  4. Brokenbad

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    Hackenthrow

    Must be some good shit goin' around these days.
     
  5. Avery

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    This was from a thread in the bar. Cop shoots him twice and doesn't phase him. There has to be some new drug making the rounds.

    [video=youtube;i9Vlbyl1aYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i9Vlbyl1aYs[/video]
     
  6. EricThMidgetSux

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    Wait, Jersey?

    "Hey Gar......this is Art.....listen man, I'm sorry.....I just threw my guts all over the place.....I'm not comin' to work today.....I'm really sorry"

    Too soon?
     
  7. FishySausage

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    Reaped for the Artie joke
     
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  9. SouthernListen

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    Great, we get to pay for the care of all these idiots. I wonder why we have $1.5 Trillion dollar deficits?
     
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    We spend an enormous amount of money on the military, and Mitt Romney only paid 13% of his income in taxes last year. It's tough to cover that kind of bill. :)
     
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    I thought "intestine throwing" was some kind of slang I never heard before.

    Who knew it meant throwing intestines. :puke:
     
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    Hey!!!
    Nobody ever gives Mitt Romney any credit for when he prevented this young man from drowning.
    Mitt should have gotten a medal for his heroism.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Speaking as a funeral director, I hate embalming cases like that.
     
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    Must be better than the "suddens" where they find the guy that hasn't been seen since June, and it's now July 15th. :puke:
     
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    Lt. John Heinemann.

    He's the ASSMAN, Jerry! The ASSMAN!
     
  16. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I agree we spend way too much on military "adventures" and an expensive standing army. But Mitt Romney paid more tax last year alone than you'll ever pay in your life, so spare us the envy trip. He also donated more money to charity than you'll even earn in your life. He also employed people along the way. (spare me the "he fired them too" BS, creative destruction and moving capital to more efficient use is the essence of capitalism and improvements in standard of living). I have a hard time finding something evil in citizens like that. (as opposed to druggies and psychos who self-mutilate or get shot by the police, certainly)

    But should you care about actual facts instead of spoon-fed talking points, [​IMG]
    note that 19% of spending (actually a little more with off-budget stuff) is "national defense".
    58% , OVER HALF, is entitlement spending (legit and otherwise).

    We have a $1.5 Trillion dollar deficit this year, and have had around that for the previous 3 or 4 years. You could eliminate the entire military and still not balance the budget. You could also tax the top 1% at 100% and still not balance the budget.

    The bottom 50% are the ones who will pay the biggest price for all this. Inflation caused by this overspending will destroy their paychecks, the value of their social security and savings, and dump them into unemployment.

    But if it makes people feel better about themselves to hand out money we don't have, or rail that we don't tax enough, jobs will still leave the country for places where taxes are lower and eventually we'll have a currency collapse. Then nearly all except the rich will be broke.
     
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    He made more money last year than I'll ever make in my life. He should still pay more in taxes than he did. :)
     
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    Awesome! Maybe the zombies ARE coming after all!
     
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    Mmmmm...sausage and peppers!! :lunch: :lunch: :lunch: