hey 2manboobs. come here please. i got something i want to say.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Mar 9, 2013.

  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    what's up buddy? :hw:

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  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    why do you hate the boobs so much?
     
  3. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I wonder if "1manboobs" was already taken when he registered.
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't hate him at all. he's a crabby old fucker but that isn't a reason to hate him.

    :jj:
     
  5. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Just got over a bout of super aggressive butt cancer too...or so I've heard. Apparently, his whole rectum fell out. I'd be crabby if I had to have an apparatus poop for me.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    for real, that crabby old fucker got a colostomy bag? :jj: you know when you get a colostomy bag that they sew your butthole closed? :rofl:

    you'd think that with no butthole he'd have better things to think about than kids in skinny jeans.
     
  7. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    "Ima sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you..."

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  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I heard he loves French hot dogs
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    No shit? :nojj: I guess it makes sense, but what if it's a temporary thing? Buttplug? I'll be honest medical butt things scare the fuck out of me...and I feel utterly devastated/humiliated having a prostate check, stuff like that. My mind is all "Grow up and accept it as a natural and healthy neccessity, it's not like you're being raped" but my gut feeling says "FUCK YOU THAT'S MY ASSHOLE!!! :ohnoes: "
     
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    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    His wife left him for an urban ​gentleman
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    The African slaves used to get dysentery on the voyage over and the slavers would tar their asses closed so they wouldn't leak at auction

    Good times :beer:
     
  12. nfbuckeye

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    Oof, that explains the bigotry. :facepalm:
     
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    Slavers were not nice :grad:
     
  14. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    he can't be cornfused about why a lady would dump a old mean white guy with his asshole sewed shut for a urban gentleman, regardless of whether urban means hipster dufus or lengthy black teen.
     
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    i cant but see people as their AVs
    when I see dinkus posting my mind paints me a picture of an adorable little red haired boy that destroys cunts
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :yes:

    i still see you as teddy. i like you as teddy.
     
  18. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Neither were many of the slaves. At least the slavers weren't stupid too :wtf:
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    when columbus was in the west indies (aka the carribean islands) he said about the indiginous people that they were friendly and strong and could be easily enslaved. then he cut off their hands if they misbehaved while mining gold that he would then take from them.
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    but i don't think columbus sewed their butts shut.

    :jj: 2manboobs got his b-hole stitched shut. :jj: