Hey again fuckers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 28, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I have two more movie reviews for you :dancin:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So...I'm not even sure what the fuck this was. Basically you watch Reese Witherspoon hike for 2 hours while constantly flashing back to her mom dying of cancer, heroin abuse, domestic abuse, and cheating on her husband. The acting was good though.


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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    I think I would rather pull my toenails out with plyers than watch that.
     
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    Fah q
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You'd love the opening scene then
     
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    Watched that on a plane on my ipad. Had no idea it had nudity in it then bam..Reese Witherspoon's tittays are flapping around.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    This on the other hand, was fantastic. There were a lot of slow scenes but I was never bored, the acting kept me riveted. Also many of you will like it for the bridge scene.


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    Oh and she fucks Daario Naharis from Game of Thrones
     
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    I'm more of a gin rummy fan.
     
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    I think it's on this website I go to so I might watch it since it's free.
     
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    How many steps so far, pal?
     
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    Wild was awesome, great performance. Selma could've been much better with all the money and creative they had involved.
     
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    Dude step it up you're lagging I want 3000 by lunch time
     
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    I've only been awake an hour and a half :wtf:
     
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    Oil
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The next 2 days I shall be watching and reviewing:

    Foxcatcher
    Leon: The Professional (per @headerheader)
    The Changeling (per Health Girl)
     
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    Well you got 3.5 hours get it done
     
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    How far is Jimmy Johns?
     
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