Hey, any of you guys good at Math?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Feb 4, 2012.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Cuz if you are, it probably explains why you are such a socially inept and awkward weirdo.

    Go do my taxes, and fuck yourself, nerd. :c
     
  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    What's this thread about, Dave?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Daveindiego you have one (1) new Notification.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

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    I'm good at math, have a big swingin' dick, and a hot wife.

    So there.

    Here's your tax return:

    Zero Income, no taxes due. ;)
     
  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I totally suck at math, which explains why I am such a well rounded and liked person. I can handle inter-personal relationships.
     
  7. Avery

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    pay your fair share and shut the fuck up.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This is a typical math guy.

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  10. Daveindiego

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    I pay my taxes, and don't complain doing it, fuckstick. :pie:

    I LIKE paying my taxes.
     
  11. Vyb

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    Addition and subtraction that hard brah?
     
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    Why doesn't anyone suggest Turbotax Premier?
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I bet receipients of your Xmas card photo make audible gasps when they see your families picture. :rolleyes:
     
  14. wetback

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    whats for dinner?
     
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    I'm watching the Patriot right now.

    You would've been one those pro red coat faggots.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    This isn't about taxes, you fucking mongoloids.

    This is about socially inept Math weirdos, and how they cannot properly function in our society.
     
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    I met John Nash. True story. Srs.
     
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    Well, they don't puke if that's what you mean
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    See, that is some fucked up math humor. This is a perfect example of how math nerds cannot function among us.