Hey assholes how was your weekend?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Nov 25, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mine was pretty splendid but now I'm back at work and it makes me feel like a piece of shit! :pissed:
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nobody asked you
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I used your toothpaste, the one with tartar control and it made me feel like a PIECE OF SHIT!
     
  4. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    I took three exquisite shits.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass
     
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    changed diapers :dontknow:
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    all you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and stare at your ass at the same time.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I am almost positive one of the fucking knobs at my work is using my coffee creamer :what:
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    pee in that one, and get a new one for yourself..just make sure you don't get them confused.
     
  10. synch22

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    Son was successful on 2 wheel bike first try, a regular kid size bike not those small ones.. We did training wheels not one of those trendy glide bikes so I was happy to see him succeed @4. Awesome feeling,
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh and I'm ready to review Old Chicago:

    It was good

    I had the stacked turkey and bacon club sandwich

    It was very tasty and so were my fries
     
  12. nfbuckeye

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    Their Sicilian Pepperoni Rolls are divine. Pro Tip: Get ranch to dip them in.
     
  13. nazdrowie

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    terrible
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    They looked divine :drool:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What happened Naxxramas? :nocheer:
     
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    I needed one game to come thru yesterday to win $700, but stupid ass Green Bay had to go for a field goal instead of a TD in OT
     
  17. Vyb

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    I had a nose bleed outta nowhere last night. :dontknow:
     
  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    and I posted here for most of Saturday and Sunday


    so yea
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh yeah I had to be reined in Saturday night.
     
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