Hey, bro, before I start snappin', crackin' and jackin', did I understand you right?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    :wtf:


    I'm thinking about busting out that line tomorrow at work on some numbskulls. :bigthink





    I am very proud to say that Slap Cock comment has taken off like gangbusters, that has always been a good work site 'go to'. :grad:
     
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    pm's must be broken again
     
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    You're gonna start jackin guys on the pier?
     
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    it's no "dropping hammers", IMO
     
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    Bro, before I start snappin', crackin' and jackin', did I just understand you correctly?

    :c
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    I was kind of thinking of it as a 'prequel', if you will, to dropping hammers.

    So, if I were to get a negative response to the inquiry of 'before I start snappin', crackin', and jackin'....', then I respond with the 'then I believe it's time to drop some hammers.'

    And if it's positive, then it's 'get your ass back to work'.
     
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    Dave, please don't get your ass kicked.
     
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    The first 2 are the sounds your arthritic bones make when you get up from your couch.:dave:
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    I think it's time to drop hammers.

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    why would you jack off on some guy? :coffee:
     
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    No no no.

    The meaning is of course to 'jack you up'. As in, stop stepping up, motherfucker, or I'll jack you up.

    :c
     
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    I thought this was about me. :nocheer:
     
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    tacos! :cheer:
     
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    What?
     
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    It doesn't sound like that at all :oops:
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    OK, thats OK.

    That's why we bounce off of people before throwing it out there right into action.

    I don't need a group of tank blasters looking at me like I just made an inappropriate comment that could get me prison shanked in the neck.
     
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    this is an obvious euphemism for "mexicans."
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    And not the 'good' ones you find making food at the taco shop either. :chair: