Hey, Bro. My shits don't float. Need help.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Is it from too many sodium?
     
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    Lack of fiber. Walk it off.
     
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    metamucil
     
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    You gonna die
     
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    They aren't supposed to float.
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    I can't just eat some organic free range unbleached wheat bread?
     
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    I ate a cucumber and tomato salad with farro and a vinaigrette.

    thanks for asking
     
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    eat subway or mcdonalds & the insta-shits will float...
     
  9. Bro

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    bread is bad

    get whole grains and fiber a better way.

    Brown rice

    farro

    beans

    the list goes on and on.
     
  10. NipplesAndToes23

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    I ate a marsala mushroom sirloin steak from Applebees. It tasted very healthy.
     
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    WTF, I'm supposed to make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich on brown rice or beans instead of bread? :wtf:
     
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    Learn the difference between soluble and insoluble fiber.
     
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    Brown rice with catsup
     
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    lol @ meat from appplebees.
     
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    I can make a better steak than applebees. faggit
     
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    Do you even smoothie bro?
     
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    I can make an excellent steak.


    Shaved or waxed twats are the only smoothies I enjoy.
     
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    I had Amici's pizza for lunch.