Hey Bye You

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  1. Real

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    Another stupid teeth question.

    Today when I went to my dentist instead of the normal foam fluoride I got this 3M ESPE Vanish 5% Sodium Fluoride White Varnish. The dentist painted it on with a small paint brush. It turned my teeth more brown than they were before I went there. Now it feels like I have shit covering my teeth. My question is do you use this product and what is your opinion on which is the best fluoride treatment?

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    Real
     
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    Did you ask the dentist if he had seen Human Centipede 2 yet?
     
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    I think he applied lemonparty.com to your teefs.
     
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    He said he had seen it and it was epic.
     
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    It was probably the barbed wire doggy style scene that got him.

    Oscar worthy. :juggalo:
     
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    Hey Bye You

    Do you feel it would be possible to create a human centipede? Wouldn't someones mouth become infected if you knocked their teeth out and then proceeded to fill it with feces?

    Please tell me it could work otherwise I won't want to see that movie anymore.
     
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    There's a barbed wire doggy style scene? Oh God I have to find that link.
     
  8. Bye You!

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    fluoride varnish will discolor the teeth. I have no idea why they didn't tell you that BEFORE it was applied, and given you the option.

    It is temporary tho. it should be gone by now. Have you brushed your teeth?

    Fluoride varnish is probably better than the foam. except it doesn't get between the teeth. I am amazed about how little some dentists know about dentistry. Then again, I am a huge dental dork.

    If one were to ingest feces, e. coli poisoning would be a sure bet, leading to diarrhea, and i think vomiting, but I am not sure. You also have to worry about Hep A & Hep E. Overall, I would say it's not a good idea.
     
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    I never thought about the possibility of vomit. That just makes it seem rather disgusting.
     
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    Also they said my gums were at 3 on top which was great but 4-5 on the bottom which meant I need to floss better. Other than that it was a pretty good check up.
     
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    Thank you for answering so quick.:c
     
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    sadly, i'm always here.
     
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    fluoride varnish will discolor the teeth. I have no idea why they didn't tell you that BEFORE it was applied, and given you the option.

    It is temporary tho. it should be gone by now. Have you brushed your teeth? No they told me not to till right before I went to bed

    Fluoride varnish is probably better than the foam. except it doesn't get between the teeth. I am amazed about how little some dentists know about dentistry. Then again, I am a huge dental dork. I asked that and they said it would naturally find its way between my teeth

    If one were to ingest feces, e. coli poisoning would be a sure bet, leading to diarrhea, and i think vomiting, but I am not sure. You also have to worry about Hep A & Hep E. Overall, I would say it's not a good idea.But there is a chance it could work [​IMG]



    Also they said my gums were at 3 on top which was great but 4-5 on the bottom which meant I need to floss better. Other than that it was a pretty good check up.


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    OK by tomorrow after you brush the stain should be gone. I still can't believe they put that crap on your teeth and don't mention that your teeth will be discolored for the rest of the day!!! :facepalm:

    BS about it finding it's way between the teeth. The lies of the lazy :facepalm:
     
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    This is a good place to be. :lo5:
     
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    Oh, one more question:

    when they tell you you need to floss better, do they go over proper technique? do they tell you WHY it's important? did they tell you the meaning and the significance of the numbers?
     
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    I used to call my old hygienist "Flossy" :c
     
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    I get a full rod when Bye gets all dental......damn!
    (rinse)
     
  18. Real

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    They didn't tell me anything. I'm guessing the numbers are millimeters high that my gums are in between my teeth? They just said 3 was good on my top teeth but the bottom was 4-5. I know I need to floss more. Also they use the pick a lot more than ever but the polisher only took about 5 seconds per tooth. I always remember it taking a lot longer to polish teeth.
     
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    They never tell me the numbers? What are they and what do they mean?
     
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    You can tell she is great at her job and knows her stuff.