Hey cat people, hahahha, your cats doesn't give a fuck if you live or die

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    [video=youtube;AEepVLQjDt8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEepVLQjDt8[/video]
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    I gave up on cats.
    Fuckers never listen and learn like dogs.
     
  3. wetback

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    Dogs>cats derp
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you're just a meal and a warm place to sleep to them
     
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    One of my cats clearly is in awe of me and follows me around like my shadow. Comes to me when I call his name.

    The other 2 are waiting for me to die so they can eat me
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    thank god im allergic to those faggits
     
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    Cats are assholes.
     
  8. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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  10. gilaet

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    I've had cats most of my life and I know this.
    I prefer dogs now.
    My dogs (black lab and boxer) are so well trained it's ridiculous.
    They've gotten to understand so many words that it still amazes me.
     
  11. Capn Crud

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    Cool assholes :cool:
     
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    When a cat licks me, it makes my skin crawl in a way that it takes every amount of willpower I have not to throw the fucking thing up against a wall.
     
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    Old ladies and fags have cats :grad:
     
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    Why I outta
     
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    Motherfucker say wut? :fil:
     
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    My cat will only come out for me, because she loves me. :wub:
     
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    Dave and cap are fags :sarcastic:
     
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    My dick smells like snatch on the reg :hump: