Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Feb 21, 2012.
He's still going to outlive you by about 60 years
don't look like it pal. Don't look like it.
Is it going to be more painful for you when Durant wins his first 'ship, or his 5th?
Nothing is as painful as hearing you try to sound hip
Say "boomshanka" again or whatever that faggot word you picked up in the 60's is
Greg Oden has been my go to jab for every Blazer fan I've encountered on this board and the other one.
I love that brittle kneed sasquatch.
How 'bout that game last night, Chriza?
I see that the Oden news had hurt you very deeply.
And just like that <poof> Ted appears to rub it in.
Someone must have rubbed the magic watermelon
7 points in the first quarter
Well the upside is I now know I could probably make the team
I mean, who the fuck would take Greg Oden over Kevin Durant?
Oh, wait, the same team that took Sam Bowie over Michael Jordan.
Portland has left like 8 'ships lying on the table.
I don't run the team. It's annoying but I can't say I feel any personal embarrassment over it.
You should be feeling extreme personal shame at the way that team has been run. The Bowie over Jordan decision alone validates you becoming a lifetime Laker fan. Idiot.
I looked out the window and saw a batman-esque symbol with a cro magnon man in a wheel chair.
At that very moment, I knew that duty called and I was on my way.
You might wanna get Captain America to rub some of its juice on his jelly knees.
What in the muthafuck was that?!
Yeah, the Lakers get fucked up the ass at times, but that was even hard for me to laugh at.
I still did though.
:weird: I was 4 fucking years old, you think I have any memory of that? I might as well ask you about Pearl Harbor.
Meh, I'm getting used to it. I had zero expectations coming into this season with this bullshit patchwork ass team, except that hopefully Aldridge would make the ASG, and he has, so hooray on that.
Christ, were you around for anything decent? You missed out on great music, great sports, great everything.
I'm glad that I was able to enjoy the things you missed out on.