Entertainment Hey @Chriza, how was that chicken?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I did a little cooking myself tonight. Actually, I made candy. HOMEMADE TOFFEE! Dear baby Jesus that shit is so good. I was gonna PM you but PM's are broken.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Put just a sprinkle of salt for my homeboy @Bro
     
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    WTF Share that toffee recipe!

    I made veal milanese
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    Fail thread.
     
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    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    I gotta wait 36 hours on this shit now?:fil:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Dude. It's so easy its ridic. Equal parts butter and sugar plus a spoonful of corn syrup. The corn syrup isn't necessary but keeps the whole thing from recrystallizing if you fuck up (makes it crumble like sugar again) Heat it up while constantly stirring to "hard crack" on a candy thermometer or do it my way and wait till it turns brown like its almost gonna burn. Pour it on a cookie sheet lined with foil and throw some chocolate chips on top. When they melt spread them like icing on a cake and let it cool. Crack it up and eat that artery clogging goodness.

    Warning: hot sugar is basically napalm so be careful.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Jelly
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Damn I'd crumble that shit over vanilla ice cream. Sounds awesome
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Wrong forum.
     
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    Like a heath bar sorta.
     
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    Howard related because he doesn't eat.
     
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    Blanched, slivered almond portions IS eating!!!
     
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    Sounds more like brittle than toffee.
     
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    I'm thinkin SKOR bar. Haven't had that since I was a kid. :drool:
     
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    Since we haven't heard from him/her, it's possible he/she followed my chicken recipe, the last step of which was to kill yourself.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Maybe it is called that. I have no idea what I'm talking about lol
     
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    It's so fucked up he isn't here yet. I tagged him in the title :dontknow:
     
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    Cany thermometer.
     
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    Maybe she has a life?